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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #15 on: July 29, 2009, 03:54:20 PM »
[2009.07.29-15:53:05] <@Zoidberg> i always need my pipes filled otherwise i feel bad

[2009.07.29-16:19:30] <Morbo> hey, fake tits don't bounce well, yes?
[2009.07.29-16:19:31] * &Wolffeh bounces
« Last Edit: July 29, 2009, 04:20:10 PM by dexbot.fallout3 »
"There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven and hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."
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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2009, 08:27:19 PM »
[20:18] <I_Want_More_HDD> the blue_spy is dl rig
[20:18] <I_Want_More_HDD> it will be on 24 hour
[20:19] <Merde> ummm... oookay...
[20:19] * Blue_Spy Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[20:19] <&Wolffeh> ROFL
[20:19] <Merde> ROFL
[20:19] <I_Want_More_HDD> wtf?
[20:19] <Merde> 24 hours my ass

fail yet megahilarious  :D

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2009, 08:34:17 PM »
There's fail, and then there's LL.  :P

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2009, 07:55:03 PM »
12/8/2009

[19:52:04] <~wolffeh> can't beef up a statement when said statement is missing due to author not knowing what the cock to write
[19:52:19] <@dexbot> lol
[19:52:39] <@dexbot> can't believe u managed to wriggle cock and beef in one sentence
[19:53:33] <~wolffeh> I iz master of writing extremely long damned sentences which do not use punctuation or take breaks but I'll damn well manage to wiggle anything I want into any sentence including beef n cock
[19:53:58] <@dexbot> lol
[19:54:14] <Antichrist> omg that's me!
[19:54:28] <~wolffeh> what you wiggle beef and cock into anything?
« Last Edit: August 12, 2009, 07:58:09 PM by Wolffeh »
"There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven and hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."
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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2009, 11:21:24 PM »
16/8/2009

[2009.08.16-23:21:03] * @Redcoat humps LordSchadenfreude
[2009.08.16-23:21:04] <@LordSchadenfreude> hmmm i feel slightly better
"There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven and hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."
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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2009, 11:34:37 PM »
Heh, between the 3 of us we've come up with more crap in 3 months than you guys have in 1 year...

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2009, 12:59:20 PM »
18/8/2009

[2009.08.18-12:58:18] <@dexbot> borrow reub's epeen
[2009.08.18-12:58:24] <RAN> lol
[2009.08.18-12:58:26] <@LordSchadenfreude> LOL
[2009.08.18-12:58:39] <NixLeong> mine just back to normal...
[2009.08.18-12:58:40] <RAN> isn't it smaller?

[2009.08.18-13:15:50] <~Reuben> A hundred thousand sperm in me!
[2009.08.18-13:15:53] <~Reuben> hee hee
[2009.08.18-13:15:58] <~Reuben> ok that sounds wrong
« Last Edit: August 18, 2009, 01:16:07 PM by dexbot.fallout3 »
"There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven and hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."
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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2009, 03:41:41 PM »
12/8/2009

[19:52:04] <~wolffeh> can't beef up a statement when said statement is missing due to author not knowing what the cock to write
[19:52:19] <@dexbot> lol
[19:52:39] <@dexbot> can't believe u managed to wriggle cock and beef in one sentence
[19:53:33] <~wolffeh> I iz master of writing extremely long damned sentences which do not use punctuation or take breaks but I'll damn well manage to wiggle anything I want into any sentence including beef n cock
[19:53:58] <@dexbot> lol
[19:54:14] <Antichrist> omg that's me!
[19:54:28] <~wolffeh> what you wiggle beef and cock into anything?

That's something like the new McD flagship burger. McD is now replacing beef with chicken in the Big Mac so as to be sensitive to the dietary requirements of the Hindu community. The resulting burger will be called the 'Big Cock'.

Imagine what a chat up line can now be: Honey, want a Big Cock Happy Meal?

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #23 on: September 03, 2009, 02:53:58 PM »
[14:52] <Mobster> and medusa was hot before she turned gorgon <---  :D

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2009, 11:16:48 AM »
[11:12] * Morbo whacks reuben with auntie's twat
[11:12] <antichrist> ROFLMAO
[11:13] <~Reuben> twat?
[11:13] <~Reuben> twat is a penis right
[11:13] <~Reuben> so u're hitting me with nothing?
[11:13] <Morbo> ROFLMAO
[11:13] <antichrist> ROFL
[11:13] <~Reuben> or is that a vagina
[11:13] <antichrist> omg i'm dying here
[11:14] * antichrist guffaws until cereal flakes dribble out the nostrils

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2009, 09:26:01 PM »
[Today at 06:07:58 PM] Reuben: my loins not so boleh
[Today at 06:08:11 PM] Reuben: pheremone not powderful enuf
[Today at 06:08:11 PM] RAN: mioaw mioaw lacking in gurls?
[Today at 06:08:27 PM] RAN: can buy artificial pheremones
[Today at 06:08:31 PM] dexbot.fallout3: that explains ur sudden epeen addiction
"There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven and hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."
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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #26 on: September 23, 2009, 01:58:26 PM »
Fun times in IRC

[14:23:45] <I_Has_Gone_Apeshits> i do dex
[14:23:50] <I_Has_Gone_Apeshits> just at night i keluar
[14:23:51] <I_Has_Gone_Apeshits> lol
[14:24:03] <@dexbot> eh since when u do me ah
[14:24:11] <~Reuben> HAHAHA
[14:24:12] <@Sir_Lance-a-Lot> LOL
[14:24:15] <@dexbot> twat
[14:24:18] <~Reuben> <@dexbot> eh since when u do me ah
[14:24:19] <&Wolffeh> rofl
[14:24:21] <lee-kun> [14:23] <dexbot> eh since when u do me ah <---- LL has sex with dex?
[14:24:24] * I_Has_Gone_Apeshits is lost

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2009, 01:05:49 PM »
[12:57] <LL> ITS OUT!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOT
[12:59] <@Godless> LL, you came out ah?
[13:00] <@Godless> liberating issit, so happy... :D
[13:01] <LL> YEAP
[13:02] <@Godless> OMG, really? congrats!
[13:02] <LL> lol
[13:02] <@Godless> did you tell your parents yet?
[13:02] <LL> no. btw, i am lost at wht ur saying? lol
[13:02] <@Godless> rofl