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Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« on: June 28, 2008, 05:26:50 PM »
I put it 2u reuben, this is even better than the last one.

[Sat 17:31] <the65thsquare> *65 jumps off the wall* Fuck Tiu Cheong.
[Sat 17:16] <the65thsquare> i dint say that. i suggest you google again. this time type correctly.
[Sat 17:16] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> in my 7 yeras there, i dint know anything about that except finding a room with a few matereses and sexual equipmenst. i found those when i was standard 6. after my upsr
[Sat 17:15] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> i kbnow the meaning 65th, but how u know statutory rape heppns there?
[Sat 17:14] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> best if u school them at home
[Sat 17:14] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> including st john
[Sat 17:13] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> all malaysia school sucks
[Sat 17:13] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> lol
[Sat 17:12] <the65thsquare> LL, I'm feeling a little charitable right now so I'm gonna explain. statutory rape means that 30+ men like me don't go near underaged pussy. Not unless we want to spend some time in the Sungai Buloh Hilton looking at walls.
[Sat 17:10] <the65thsquare> im so not sending any future kids of mine to any malaysian school, even the expensive ones. WTF do they teach in there? Hang Jebat stories? jeez
[Sat 17:10] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> how did u know 65th?
[Sat 17:09] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> non of my frined told me about the statutury rape
[Sat 17:08] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> if i am not wrong they have the statutory in one of the flors of the badminton hall right?
[Sat 17:08] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> i already googled up already
[Sat 17:07] <the65thsquare> this is gonna be good when crappy and dex show up.  Grin Grin Grin
[Sat 17:07] <the65thsquare> google!
[Sat 17:06] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> is it a girl named mandy?
[Sat 17:05] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> more info please
[Sat 17:04] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> nope
[Sat 16:53] <the65thsquare> yeah. havent u heard of statutory rape?
[Sat 16:48] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> if i am not wrong, there a tons of slut there right?
[Sat 16:47] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> lol
[Sat 16:29] <the65thsquare> if ur talking about that snotty school next door, i really dont know. I just hope that the next see4 'incident' happens there and erases that stain from the planet's surface
[Sat 16:16] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> 65th, how was ssg IU day?
« Last Edit: June 28, 2008, 05:41:08 PM by the65thsquare »

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2008, 05:58:58 PM »
slut, slut, slut... where do i even begin? failed basic comprehension, did we? this is like asking for the wine-list and receiving the Kama Sutra in return...

erm, statutory rape = mandy? is LL mistaking statutory for statuary and saying that there are statues in the badminton hall that are periodically raped by girls named Mandy?

my mind is drawing a complete blank trying to comprehend this conversation... :D
« Last Edit: June 28, 2008, 06:10:48 PM by Lord Craptastic! »

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #2 on: June 28, 2008, 07:58:30 PM »
LOL at chat ;D

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #3 on: June 28, 2008, 08:00:00 PM »
I'm lost too.

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2008, 12:40:08 AM »
Maybe the convo makes sense if you take some magic mushrooms, dress in ridiculously tight clothing, then sit in a sauna for an hour.  :)

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2008, 09:29:32 AM »

Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2008, 10:49:53 AM »
Easy! The bartender!  :D

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2008, 05:14:13 PM »
Something i saw today:

There was a saying that if you have other nationalities working as domestic help in your household, chances are the following goes missing


Get Viets, dogs missing

Get Bangla, girls missing

Get Indon, money, missing

Get Chinese, husband missing

Get African, wife missing

But now its worse... this pilihan raya betui-betui kepala pusing!


Get Najid, Mongolian missing

Get Toyo, temples missing

Get Samy, shares missing

Get Rustam, pigs missing

Get Zainudin, info missing

Get Nazri, truth missing

Get Hisham, keris missing

Get Soi Lek, Viagra missing

Get Dr M, memory missing

Get Ka Ting, do nothing, every 'ting' missing

Get Badawi, always sleeping and missing

Get Tsu Koon, LP missing

Get Kit Siang, chilli padi missing

Get Anwar, tilam missing


Alamak, betui-betui kepala pusing

GET KHAIRY JAMALUDDIN... MALAYSIA MISSING!

 ;D Now that's creative!  ;D

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #8 on: July 12, 2008, 05:23:56 PM »
wah lau

now everything missing aaa

nice one  ;D

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #9 on: July 12, 2008, 05:27:52 PM »
ROFLMAO! That was fucking brilliant!  8) ;D

The Get Badawi one got me the giggles big time... :D
« Last Edit: July 12, 2008, 05:29:28 PM by Lord Craptastic! »

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #10 on: July 12, 2008, 05:46:48 PM »


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Re: Best Ever IRC Conversation
« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2009, 06:35:32 PM »
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[2009.06.22-15:45:28] <LL_Bank> it sucks huga ballas that the balls that he balll cant even withstand the sucking
[2009.06.22-15:45:48] <Wulffeh> sorry, me no speaka retardo
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« Last Edit: June 22, 2009, 06:38:29 PM by Lord Schadenfreude »
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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2009, 10:51:50 AM »
huga ballas ftw

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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2009, 01:10:31 AM »
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Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2009, 02:29:24 PM »
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