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Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
« on: September 30, 2009, 12:52:03 AM »
Have you been online and not know what the others are typing? Is this one guy's typo (cough*LL*cough) causing you some serious mental damage? Here is a guide to understanding these typos. I hope you have fun reading this, as I have laughing at the fella who started them. :)

bollete = "bullets"
box = "boss"
experien = "experience"
huga balas = "huge balls"
ippatient = "impatient", NOT a patient of IP
jihat = "jahat", or "bad", "evil" in English (commonly seen on IRC typed by LL)
mornigs = "morning"
wilf = wolf, as in wolffeh, not "woman I'd like to..." :P
poslish = "polish"
borez = "bored, dumb?"
siliva = "saliva"
faceplam = "facepalm'

phams = understand
phafam = faham (BM for understand)


Common mistakes:
btw = "by the way", NOT between (commonly found on lowyat.net)

More will be added as they are discovered. Yes, some of them are rare.

Unexplainable typos (yet):

cliack grils = ???
bombak = ??? (bombard & gombak has been suggested)
« Last Edit: October 22, 2009, 01:29:29 PM by Wolffeh »
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Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2009, 01:13:22 AM »
eh 'btw' is in common usage for 'by the way'
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Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2009, 01:17:49 AM »
Quote from: Reuben on September 30, 2009, 01:13:22 AM
eh 'btw' is in common usage for 'by the way'
It is, but I've seen plenty of instances where they think "between" is btw.
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Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2009, 01:38:32 AM »
huga ballas

Or, as he was trying to say, huge balls.
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Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2009, 07:47:15 AM »
[September 27, 2009, 10:33:21 PM] fredttc: reuban u here?

[September 27, 2009, 10:50:52 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: who's reuban?

[September 27, 2009, 11:39:15 PM] deanchu: reubin u there?

[September 28, 2009, 12:48:18 AM] Lord Schadenfreude: epicfail spellers

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Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2009, 08:34:48 AM »
Quote from: gashbell on September 30, 2009, 07:47:15 AM
[September 27, 2009, 10:33:21 PM] fredttc: reuban u here?

[September 27, 2009, 10:50:52 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: who's reuban?

[September 27, 2009, 11:39:15 PM] deanchu: reubin u there?

[September 28, 2009, 12:48:18 AM] Lord Schadenfreude: epicfail spellers

 :P

oh...my..

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Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2009, 11:38:45 AM »
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wol = wolf, as also in wolffeh. dex fail, :o
hey Wol, I'll use your full nick next time, but don't bitch about your audio highlights, ok?

Twat. :D
« Last Edit: October 10, 2009, 11:41:57 AM by dexbot.fallout3 »
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Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2009, 08:16:38 PM »
Lawl, finally noticed eh? Would it hurt to add an f at the end, just for the sake of properly spelling a shortform?
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Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2009, 07:11:22 AM »
Quote from: Wolffeh on October 10, 2009, 08:16:38 PM
Lawl, finally noticed eh? Would it hurt to add an f at the end, just for the sake of properly spelling a shortform?
I thought Wol would've been cooler, but since you insist, I'll just tab your full nick next time.

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Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2009, 01:26:06 PM »
That'll do me fine.

Lazy wanker.
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Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2009, 07:56:17 PM »
Quote from: Wolffeh on October 11, 2009, 01:26:06 PM
That'll do me fine.

Lazy wanker.
Whatever makes you happy, WOL.
« Last Edit: October 12, 2009, 07:51:48 AM by dexbot.fallout3 »
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"There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven and hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."
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