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Offline Reuben

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I hate smart aleck customers
« on: February 19, 2009, 11:50:01 AM »
Lesson in Point.

If you don't know shit, don't ask fucking stupid questions and waste my time.

Yes I am harsh but seriously, asking me to help you use a rival VPN server?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ASSES.

I'm not here to teach you how to tie your shoelaces. If you don't know what a VPN is, don't try to be clever and try to find STUPID ways to make your connection faster.

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benlaw81: vpn?


benlaw81 is online.
Reuben: what?


benlaw81: can i use the connection connect to server vpn directly?


Reuben: i don't understand


benlaw81: no need download software
straight create connection


Reuben: no
cannot


benlaw81: how come


Reuben: ...


benlaw81: protocol?


Reuben: why are u asking
are u a current customer or
what


benlaw81: existing user la
i dun wan install any s/w


Reuben: then canot lor u use other plp's service then
Windows come with their own VPN protocol called PPTP which sucks
but that is also 'software'


benlaw81: lol


Reuben: OpenVPN is also 'software'
u need software to do anything


benlaw81: ya pptp protocol


Reuben: if u don't ant to install anything no need to use internet la


benlaw81: if use ur s/w and then connect to another vpn
can ornot
lol


Reuben: what are u talking about


benlaw81: connect to ur vpn
and then inside connect to another ppl vpn


Reuben: what for


benlaw81: hope for faster
lol


Reuben: then u stupid la
i'm not going to help u to do stupid things
if u odn't understand
don't kacau
VPN remove throttling by encryption
doubling the encryption will not help u
u don't go and cari hal and try to do something and make things impossible


benlaw81: but this stupid TM ISP


Reuben: this stupid TM isp u try to do even more stupid things


benlaw81: canot access to the server for vpn


Reuben: will make it worse


benlaw81: so lag
so have to hope for another server to transfer over


Reuben: u have a how many fucking serveres to choose from....


benlaw81: but vpn is suppose to be direct
u mean who server


Reuben: our server
so many to choose from
in different locations


benlaw81: how to solve?


Reuben: donno la u make me very angry di


benlaw81: tolong sikit
jangan sikit sikit marah


Reuben: it's fucking stupid la
i tell u cannot
u want to know why
but u don't fucking understanding anything
so what for i explain every single thing to u


benlaw81: if not how oh
change ISP
haha


Reuben: it's like
u don't know alphabet


benlaw81: use proxy also canot


Reuben: u want me to teach u poetry


benlaw81: u dun lan c la
jst guide a bit


Reuben: if i wnat to guide
take several hours
u want to pay?


benlaw81: no need la
need brief only


Reuben: i arleady told
u
cannot
that is the answer to ur question


benlaw81: so what can i do
change isp only?


Reuben: u wait la
all ISP also suck in malaysia
and


benlaw81: sux
very


Reuben: u go and test which server is good
we have so many to choose from
uk1 uk2 luxembourg
canada


benlaw81: no line connect to other place in the world


Reuben: sweden


benlaw81: have to go pass so many place


Reuben: the uk2 connection now is ok
all dealt with in the guide already in our FAQs


benlaw81: u mean ur vpn server?


Reuben: yah


benlaw81: but still ask me vpn to ur server
i wan vpn to other server


Reuben: then why u kacau me
that's not my problem kan
whose server u want to vpn to
i tell u i have so many different servers


benlaw81: no la,that s why ask u can use urservice to connect to other vpn server ornot


Reuben: if those servers don't work


benlaw81: lol


Reuben: then no other servers will work as well


benlaw81: sad case


Reuben: yes
anywya don't kacau me la
i don't care if u think i'm lan c or what


benlaw81: i wan makan jor
bye bye lo
thx anyway


Reuben: wasting my fucking time
don't ever gtalk me again
« Last Edit: February 19, 2009, 11:52:13 AM by Reuben »
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Re: I hate smart aleck customers
« Reply #1 on: February 19, 2009, 12:14:35 PM »
And he just e-mailed me requesting for a trial.
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Re: I hate smart aleck customers
« Reply #2 on: February 19, 2009, 12:19:28 PM »
*Smack head with palm*

DOH!! This kind of people also got?


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Re: I hate smart aleck customers
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2009, 04:40:25 PM »
.__________.;

some of the worst cases  
old timer like 1+ year users might remember lot of dudes asking /b/ questions like this

aah.... the early days of bolehvpn  ;D :P
« Last Edit: February 19, 2009, 04:50:24 PM by Furryness »

kenkan73

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Re: I hate smart aleck customers
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2009, 05:47:40 PM »
Looking at it. To my point if he is not trying to joke.

Imagine this for example.
He is using Streamyx service that connect to his customer's Server in US via VPN tunnel. Currently connection to both location is slow due to Streamyx problem. So possibility he wants to try getting BolehVPN service to connect to Canada (Example) which Streamyx don't have connectivity issue.

Current situation
MY ---> US (Speed at 30kb/s) [Cisco VPN Tunnel]

So solution suggested is
MY ---> Boleh Route Canada (Speed at 100kb/s) [Boleh VPN]
Boleh Route Canada ---> US (Speed at 1000kb/s) [VPN to VPN]

Finally
MY ---> Canada ---> US (Speed at 100kb/s) [Getting max speed connected to US via BolehVPN to another VPN]


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Re: I hate smart aleck customers
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2009, 06:26:58 PM »
Ummm, someone is possibly missing the point entirely? :D

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Re: I hate smart aleck customers
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2009, 09:33:12 PM »
Ugh, I feel your pain, boss. Why lah you go and layan? Granted, you've always layaned my sohai questions too, but this one, this takes the cake man.