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Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« on: July 21, 2008, 10:05:49 PM »
Well, gems. Feel free to add more. ;D

7/21/2008:
<┼65□™ (55-4)> well, who asked you to cool the entire batcave if you only live in one corner?
<Sir Crapalot!> OI COW, MY BALLS ARE NOT PERMASHRIVELLED!!!

7/22/2008:
[Tue 01:06] <Sir Crapalot!> also, please direct all speed issues to leewat since he's the one whose comments led you here
[Tue 01:06] <Sir Crapalot!> you can pm him 24/7
[Tue 01:07] <sarkit> ok sir
[Tue 01:08] <^^^LeeWat^^^> nooooooooooooooooooooooo
[Tue 01:08] <┼65□™ (55-4)> dun worry. usual stuff. get access, read the forum stuff, ask any questions you want, then pay and activate
[Tue 01:11] <┼65□™ (55-4)> if he cannot answer, then you can LeeWat the fella

7/23/2008:
[Wed 02:20] <Furryness> go sleep da, tomorrow school wat
[Wed 02:20] <^^^LeeWat^^^> PONTENG
[Wed 02:20] <^^^LeeWat^^^> parents tak ade
Wed 02:34] <┼65□™ (55-4)> dint invite mandy over 2ur house ah?

7/30/2008
[Wed 10:56] <RT> lol
[Wed 10:55] <Sir Crapalot!> DOH! Scared me half to death screaming like that!  :-[
[Wed 10:54] <Erun> and downloading at a higher speed
[Wed 10:54] <Erun> when he was uploading at that rate
[Wed 10:54] <Erun> he thought he was downloading at 5 kB/sec
[Wed 10:54] <Erun> lol he mistook upload for download
[Wed 10:49] <louislee1991> lol
[Wed 10:46] <Sir Crapalot!> i dunno why you're screaming like that..
[Wed 10:46] <Sir Crapalot!> oi zackler, i just killed your rtorrent... i didn't delete any of your files... I don't have the authority to do that
[Wed 10:39] <Sir Crapalot!> WTF?
[Wed 10:38] <ZackleR> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Wed 10:38] <ZackleR> plz laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[Wed 10:38] <ZackleR> WEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[Wed 10:37] <ZackleR> dont do this to mmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[Wed 10:37] <ZackleR> "to Sir Crapalot" HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

8/5/2008
[Tue 00:58] <louislee1991> this female kid is uggly and small breats like i got it from my mama
« Last Edit: August 05, 2008, 12:59:57 AM by dex-in-a-box »
"There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven and hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."
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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2008, 12:39:47 AM »
go see statue rapes courtesy of LL  ;D

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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2008, 01:13:15 AM »
[Tue 01:10] <Sir Crapalot!> ok, i will walk up to the mute husband and say "oi, i no like you, and your oogly wife got withered breasts, now please move elsewhere!"
[Tue 01:10] <LL blown up with C4> nights people
[Tue 01:10] <LL blown up with C4> i ma gonna sleep
[Tue 01:09] <dex-in-a-box> crap, you'll need to dl tons of porn and wank everyday as well. just to get in character. Grin
[Tue 01:09] <LL blown up with C4> and a husband that doesnt talk
[Tue 01:08] <LL blown up with C4> lol
[Tue 01:08] <Sir Crapalot!> oh, for sure  Grin
[Tue 01:07] <dex-in-a-box> crap, make sure they have a male and femala kid too. Grin
[Tue 01:07] <Sir Crapalot!> maybe i should try to be like you and look out for ugly women with unspectacular boobs around my neighbourhood to pick on
[Tue 01:06] <LL blown up with C4> lol
[Tue 01:06] <dex-in-a-box> Tongue
[Tue 01:06] <dex-in-a-box> shit, caught the LTV (Louis Typodeficiency Virus)
[Tue 01:06] <LL blown up with C4> loud
[Tue 01:06] <LL blown up with C4> laugh out lound
[Tue 01:05] <Sir Crapalot!> you would probably want to C4 my ass if I live next to you, cos I usually keep to myself...
[Tue 01:05] <dex-in-a-box> *too
[Tue 01:05] <dex-in-a-box> oh for cryin out loud, to many lols already. Cheesy
[Tue 01:05] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> maybe another line: "LL blown up with C4"
[Tue 01:04] <LL blown up with C4> lol
[Tue 01:03] <dex-in-a-box> LOL
[Tue 01:03] <LL blown up with C4> lol
[Tue 01:03] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> well, if i lived next 2u, not only would i ignore you like the plague, but you will probably find a signboard between our properties: "Trespassers l be shot. Survivors Shot Again."
[Tue 01:03] <Sir Crapalot!> oi, i still want my autographed pic of yourself, since you obviously very attractive and irresistible
[Tue 01:03] <LL blown up with C4> no
[Tue 01:02] <Sir Crapalot!> so what? why are you taking his silence so personally? you think everyone likes you and find you irresistible? jeez
[Tue 01:01] <LL blown up with C4> he never evan alks to my dad or talks to the other neighbour on the other side and the other side neighbour is a canadian also but much freindlier
[Tue 01:01] <Sir Crapalot!> i usually keep my mouth shut around people i dislike also... smart man!
[Tue 01:01] <LL blown up with C4> lol
[Tue 01:00] <Sir Crapalot!> maybe he's smart enough to NOT want to talk to you?
[Tue 01:00] <dex-in-a-box> they say ppl hate what they don't understand. i think louis doesn't understand A LOT OF THINGS. Grin
[Tue 01:00] <LL blown up with C4> he can talk, he just never talk to any1
[Tue 01:00] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> probably has higher IQ than the entire cabinet combined
[Tue 00:59] <LL blown up with C4> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg  <<Still one of my fav youtube video
[Tue 00:59] <Sir Crapalot!> hey, don't insult mute people... sometimes it's a disability... you sure are very picky
[Tue 00:59] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> 'their husband cant talk'. smart man
[Tue 00:59] <LL blown up with C4> lol
[Tue 00:59] <dex-in-a-box> with all your typos, i doubt they can understand your spoken english. Grin
[Tue 00:58] <LL blown up with C4> this female kid is uggly and small breats like i got it from my mama
[Tue 00:58] <dex-in-a-box> louis, trying learning FRENCH.
[Tue 00:58] <Sir Crapalot!> roflmao
[Tue 00:58] <LL blown up with C4> and it seems their husband cant talk. either mute or retarded
[Tue 00:58] <dex-in-a-box> a male and femala kid. i wish to see this femala kid.
[Tue 00:57] <ZackleR> aio, why najib? Tongue
[Tue 00:57] <LL blown up with C4> LOL CRAP
[Tue 00:57] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]>  Wink
[Tue 00:56] <LL blown up with C4> with lots of C4 borrowed for najib  Cheesy
[Tue 00:56] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> Oh give me a home where my neighbour's not home,  Where you see me and then go away;
[Tue 00:56] <Sir Crapalot!> make sure you put up fluorescent billboard outside your house: ONLY COMELY WENCHES WELCOMED AS MY NEIGHBOURS; MELON BOOBS FTW
[Tue 00:56] <LL blown up with C4> just wish i can blow heir heads off
"There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven and hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."
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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2008, 01:18:10 AM »
[Tue 01:16] <Sir Crapalot!> ooops!
[Tue 01:16] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]>  Grin
[Tue 01:16] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> 'people will think'? 'people will KNOW'
[Tue 01:16] <Sir Crapalot!> right, goodnight 65th
[Tue 01:15] <Sir Crapalot!> omg... dex saved the conversation in a post... people will think i'm a loon
« Last Edit: August 05, 2008, 09:10:21 AM by Sir Crapalot! »

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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2008, 01:57:08 PM »
Right I am obviously retarded cause I never understand any of these shoutbox things
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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2008, 03:27:41 PM »
These ones:

[Tue 01:03] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> well, if i lived next 2u, not only would i ignore you like the plague, but you will probably find a signboard between our properties: "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors Shot Again."

[Tue 00:56] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> Oh give me a home where my neighbour's not home,  Where you see me and then go away

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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2008, 09:43:48 AM »
*removed for not being very classic at all*
« Last Edit: August 18, 2008, 11:53:15 AM by Lord Craptastic! »

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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 08:00:15 AM »
[Wed 00:33] <Lord Craptastic!> meh, he can post that schlock in VIP forum next time.. like his fugly post on Japanese Low-Cuts...
[Wed 00:23] <Erun> i want young girls gimme
[Wed 00:22] <Erun> wait is LL setting us up with girls? or we setting up LL with girls
[Wed 00:08] <┼65□™ [70-12]+[13-0]> but knowing LL, I'd end up with a damaged car, damaged shoes and a dead turtle
[Wed 00:07] <Lord Craptastic!> but our local standards are damn low; shouldn't be a problem
[Wed 00:07] <┼65□™ [70-12]+[13-0]> my car needs washing, my shoes need polishing, my turtle needs mud. 
[Wed 00:06] <Lord Craptastic!> 
[Wed 00:05] <┼65□™ [70-12]+[13-0]> SPM right? Anybody take bets on his Comprehension, Composition, Spelling and Grammer?
[Wed 00:04] <┼65□™ [70-12]+[13-0]> somebody with too much time during school holidays
[Tue 23:49] <Lord Craptastic!> Tora Tora Dating Agency thread deleted! 
[Tue 23:45] <Lord Craptastic!> oi TTG, when did bolehvpn forum become dating agency? stop this nonsense at once! 

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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2008, 09:04:20 PM »
[X][Fri 21:03] <louislee1991> OMFG?
[X][Fri 21:02] <Al Ankabut> Maybe*
[X][Fri 21:02] <Al Ankabut> Matbe Craptastic was right. Maybe they did ran...
"There are no gods, no devils, no angels, no heaven and hell. There is only our natural world. Religion is but myth and superstition that hardens hearts and enslaves minds."
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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2008, 12:01:48 AM »
[Fri 22:15] <Lord Craptastic!> <louislee1991> vpn, is having isues again. please bare with it. crap, please report to admin <--- YOU DARE ORDER THE OMNISCIENT LORD CRAPTASTIC! AROUND?! FOOL! THOU SHALL PERISH! 
[Fri 21:37] <┼65□™ [77-19, 14-0, 469]> tahu pun! 
[Fri 21:24] <louislee1991> both?   lool
[Fri 21:23] <┼65□™ [77-19, 14-0, 469]> the brain or the pump?
[Fri 21:22] <louislee1991> sunday?
[Fri 21:22] <louislee1991> lol
[Fri 21:22] <dex-the-n00bslayer> urghh.. hibernation time. see y'all sunday.
[Fri 21:21] <dex-the-n00bslayer> louis'll need it if he's ever gonna bang "marai ozawa".
[Fri 21:20] <Al Ankabut> Oh it's 9:20 already? I GTG. Bye!
[Fri 21:20] <┼65□™ [77-19, 14-0, 469]> 'i plan to fatter my pipe soon andfter i change my core' = I'll use a penis pump after brain surgery.   
[Fri 21:19] <dex-the-n00bslayer> yes louis, marai. lol
[Fri 21:18] <dex-the-n00bslayer> box as in a computer situated at a datacenter off-shore
[Fri 21:18] <louislee1991> me love marai ozawa

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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2008, 01:50:03 AM »
[Thu 01:42] <onephatcow> bah so much effort by both of you...just send 65th and his deathray lah
[Thu 01:41] <freeman> that one going to increase server workload Cheesy
[Thu 01:41] <freeman> ssh port 22
[Thu 01:41] <freeman> lol
[Thu 01:41] <Erun> like using SSH
[Thu 01:41] <Erun> i have some ideas up my sleeve
[Thu 01:41] <Erun> don't worry not out of options Tongue
[Thu 01:40] <freeman> >_>
[Thu 01:40] <freeman> gahh
[Thu 01:39] <Erun> didn't work
[Thu 01:39] <Erun> tried that
[Thu 01:39] <freeman> with cipher none also
[Thu 01:39] <freeman> can do udp but different port ?
[Thu 01:39] <Erun> throttled speeds
[Thu 01:38] <freeman> oo
[Thu 01:38] <Erun> doesn't seem to work

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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2008, 09:45:09 AM »
[X][Sat 09:42] <hammywong> is it possible force the peers become seeds??
[X][Sat 09:42] <Lord Craptastic!> read point #2: http://www.bolehvpn.net/forum/index.php/topic,61.0.html
[X][Sat 09:40] <Lord Craptastic!> besides, you've already answered your own question in the same sentence... DUH!
[X][Sat 09:37] <Lord Craptastic!> maybe you can force the peers to become seeders by sheer will alone? try it.
[X][Sat 09:31] <hammywong> anyone know why my download still slow...my seeds always less than peers

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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2008, 11:36:03 AM »
[Today at 11:24:08 AM] Dr Lee Chun Toi: /kick lorc craptastic
[Today at 11:24:28 AM] Dr Lee Chun Toi: /kick lord craptastic
[Today at 11:25:51 AM] Dr Lee Chun Toi: /whois furryness

i'm sorry, but that is just too funny. shoutbox = not IRC.  ;D

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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2008, 12:32:55 PM »
should be:

/whoHAs furryness (please trim the shrubbery)  ;D

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Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2008, 11:15:22 PM »
[Today at 11:04:52 PM] sleyer: vpn slow ler. ... admin can change to new ip?

I really did ROFLMAO for this one...  ;D
« Last Edit: September 28, 2008, 11:23:52 PM by Lord Craptastic! »