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Title: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on September 30, 2009, 12:52:03 AM
Have you been online and not know what the others are typing? Is this one guy's typo (cough*LL*cough) causing you some serious mental damage? Here is a guide to understanding these typos. I hope you have fun reading this, as I have laughing at the fella who started them. :)

bollete = "bullets"
box = "boss"
experien = "experience"
huga balas = "huge balls"
ippatient = "impatient", NOT a patient of IP
jihat = "jahat", or "bad", "evil" in English (commonly seen on IRC typed by LL)
mornigs = "morning"
wilf = wolf, as in wolffeh, not "woman I'd like to..." :P
poslish = "polish"
borez = "bored, dumb?"
siliva = "saliva"
faceplam = "facepalm'

phams = understand
phafam = faham (BM for understand)


Common mistakes:
btw = "by the way", NOT between (commonly found on lowyat.net)

More will be added as they are discovered. Yes, some of them are rare.

Unexplainable typos (yet):

cliack grils = ???
bombak = ??? (bombard & gombak has been suggested)
Title: Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
Post by: Reuben on September 30, 2009, 01:13:22 AM
eh 'btw' is in common usage for 'by the way'
Title: Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on September 30, 2009, 01:17:49 AM
Quote from: Reuben on September 30, 2009, 01:13:22 AM
eh 'btw' is in common usage for 'by the way'
It is, but I've seen plenty of instances where they think "between" is btw.
Title: Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
Post by: Chris on September 30, 2009, 01:38:32 AM
huga ballas

Or, as he was trying to say, huge balls.
Title: Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
Post by: gashbell on September 30, 2009, 07:47:15 AM
[September 27, 2009, 10:33:21 PM] fredttc: reuban u here?

[September 27, 2009, 10:50:52 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: who's reuban?

[September 27, 2009, 11:39:15 PM] deanchu: reubin u there?

[September 28, 2009, 12:48:18 AM] Lord Schadenfreude: epicfail spellers

 :P
Title: Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
Post by: xavier7 on September 30, 2009, 08:34:48 AM
Quote from: gashbell on September 30, 2009, 07:47:15 AM
[September 27, 2009, 10:33:21 PM] fredttc: reuban u here?

[September 27, 2009, 10:50:52 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: who's reuban?

[September 27, 2009, 11:39:15 PM] deanchu: reubin u there?

[September 28, 2009, 12:48:18 AM] Lord Schadenfreude: epicfail spellers

 :P

oh...my..

 :D
Title: Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on October 10, 2009, 11:38:45 AM
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wol = wolf, as also in wolffeh. dex fail, :o
hey Wol, I'll use your full nick next time, but don't bitch about your audio highlights, ok?

Twat. :D
Title: Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
Post by: Chris on October 10, 2009, 08:16:38 PM
Lawl, finally noticed eh? Would it hurt to add an f at the end, just for the sake of properly spelling a shortform?
Title: Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on October 11, 2009, 07:11:22 AM
Quote from: Wolffeh on October 10, 2009, 08:16:38 PM
Lawl, finally noticed eh? Would it hurt to add an f at the end, just for the sake of properly spelling a shortform?
I thought Wol would've been cooler, but since you insist, I'll just tab your full nick next time.

Twat.
Title: Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
Post by: Chris on October 11, 2009, 01:26:06 PM
That'll do me fine.

Lazy wanker.
Title: Re: Dexbot's Guide To Understanding Typos
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on October 11, 2009, 07:56:17 PM
Quote from: Wolffeh on October 11, 2009, 01:26:06 PM
That'll do me fine.

Lazy wanker.
Whatever makes you happy, WOL.