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Title: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on July 21, 2008, 10:05:49 PM
Well, gems. Feel free to add more. ;D

7/21/2008:
<┼65□™ (55-4)> well, who asked you to cool the entire batcave if you only live in one corner?
<Sir Crapalot!> OI COW, MY BALLS ARE NOT PERMASHRIVELLED!!!

7/22/2008:
[Tue 01:06] <Sir Crapalot!> also, please direct all speed issues to leewat since he's the one whose comments led you here
[Tue 01:06] <Sir Crapalot!> you can pm him 24/7
[Tue 01:07] <sarkit> ok sir
[Tue 01:08] <^^^LeeWat^^^> nooooooooooooooooooooooo
[Tue 01:08] <┼65□™ (55-4)> dun worry. usual stuff. get access, read the forum stuff, ask any questions you want, then pay and activate
[Tue 01:11] <┼65□™ (55-4)> if he cannot answer, then you can LeeWat the fella

7/23/2008:
[Wed 02:20] <Furryness> go sleep da, tomorrow school wat
[Wed 02:20] <^^^LeeWat^^^> PONTENG
[Wed 02:20] <^^^LeeWat^^^> parents tak ade
Wed 02:34] <┼65□™ (55-4)> dint invite mandy over 2ur house ah?

7/30/2008
[Wed 10:56] <RT> lol
[Wed 10:55] <Sir Crapalot!> DOH! Scared me half to death screaming like that!  :-[
[Wed 10:54] <Erun> and downloading at a higher speed
[Wed 10:54] <Erun> when he was uploading at that rate
[Wed 10:54] <Erun> he thought he was downloading at 5 kB/sec
[Wed 10:54] <Erun> lol he mistook upload for download
[Wed 10:49] <louislee1991> lol
[Wed 10:46] <Sir Crapalot!> i dunno why you're screaming like that..
[Wed 10:46] <Sir Crapalot!> oi zackler, i just killed your rtorrent... i didn't delete any of your files... I don't have the authority to do that
[Wed 10:39] <Sir Crapalot!> WTF?
[Wed 10:38] <ZackleR> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[Wed 10:38] <ZackleR> plz laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[Wed 10:38] <ZackleR> WEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
[Wed 10:37] <ZackleR> dont do this to mmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
[Wed 10:37] <ZackleR> "to Sir Crapalot" HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

8/5/2008
[Tue 00:58] <louislee1991> this female kid is uggly and small breats like i got it from my mama
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: ┼65□™ [579] on July 22, 2008, 12:39:47 AM
go see statue rapes courtesy of LL  ;D
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on August 05, 2008, 01:13:15 AM
[Tue 01:10] <Sir Crapalot!> ok, i will walk up to the mute husband and say "oi, i no like you, and your oogly wife got withered breasts, now please move elsewhere!"
[Tue 01:10] <LL blown up with C4> nights people
[Tue 01:10] <LL blown up with C4> i ma gonna sleep
[Tue 01:09] <dex-in-a-box> crap, you'll need to dl tons of porn and wank everyday as well. just to get in character. Grin
[Tue 01:09] <LL blown up with C4> and a husband that doesnt talk
[Tue 01:08] <LL blown up with C4> lol
[Tue 01:08] <Sir Crapalot!> oh, for sure  Grin
[Tue 01:07] <dex-in-a-box> crap, make sure they have a male and femala kid too. Grin
[Tue 01:07] <Sir Crapalot!> maybe i should try to be like you and look out for ugly women with unspectacular boobs around my neighbourhood to pick on
[Tue 01:06] <LL blown up with C4> lol
[Tue 01:06] <dex-in-a-box> Tongue
[Tue 01:06] <dex-in-a-box> shit, caught the LTV (Louis Typodeficiency Virus)
[Tue 01:06] <LL blown up with C4> loud
[Tue 01:06] <LL blown up with C4> laugh out lound
[Tue 01:05] <Sir Crapalot!> you would probably want to C4 my ass if I live next to you, cos I usually keep to myself...
[Tue 01:05] <dex-in-a-box> *too
[Tue 01:05] <dex-in-a-box> oh for cryin out loud, to many lols already. Cheesy
[Tue 01:05] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> maybe another line: "LL blown up with C4"
[Tue 01:04] <LL blown up with C4> lol
[Tue 01:03] <dex-in-a-box> LOL
[Tue 01:03] <LL blown up with C4> lol
[Tue 01:03] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> well, if i lived next 2u, not only would i ignore you like the plague, but you will probably find a signboard between our properties: "Trespassers l be shot. Survivors Shot Again."
[Tue 01:03] <Sir Crapalot!> oi, i still want my autographed pic of yourself, since you obviously very attractive and irresistible
[Tue 01:03] <LL blown up with C4> no
[Tue 01:02] <Sir Crapalot!> so what? why are you taking his silence so personally? you think everyone likes you and find you irresistible? jeez
[Tue 01:01] <LL blown up with C4> he never evan alks to my dad or talks to the other neighbour on the other side and the other side neighbour is a canadian also but much freindlier
[Tue 01:01] <Sir Crapalot!> i usually keep my mouth shut around people i dislike also... smart man!
[Tue 01:01] <LL blown up with C4> lol
[Tue 01:00] <Sir Crapalot!> maybe he's smart enough to NOT want to talk to you?
[Tue 01:00] <dex-in-a-box> they say ppl hate what they don't understand. i think louis doesn't understand A LOT OF THINGS. Grin
[Tue 01:00] <LL blown up with C4> he can talk, he just never talk to any1
[Tue 01:00] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> probably has higher IQ than the entire cabinet combined
[Tue 00:59] <LL blown up with C4> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg  <<Still one of my fav youtube video
[Tue 00:59] <Sir Crapalot!> hey, don't insult mute people... sometimes it's a disability... you sure are very picky
[Tue 00:59] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> 'their husband cant talk'. smart man
[Tue 00:59] <LL blown up with C4> lol
[Tue 00:59] <dex-in-a-box> with all your typos, i doubt they can understand your spoken english. Grin
[Tue 00:58] <LL blown up with C4> this female kid is uggly and small breats like i got it from my mama
[Tue 00:58] <dex-in-a-box> louis, trying learning FRENCH.
[Tue 00:58] <Sir Crapalot!> roflmao
[Tue 00:58] <LL blown up with C4> and it seems their husband cant talk. either mute or retarded
[Tue 00:58] <dex-in-a-box> a male and femala kid. i wish to see this femala kid.
[Tue 00:57] <ZackleR> aio, why najib? Tongue
[Tue 00:57] <LL blown up with C4> LOL CRAP
[Tue 00:57] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]>  Wink
[Tue 00:56] <LL blown up with C4> with lots of C4 borrowed for najib  Cheesy
[Tue 00:56] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> Oh give me a home where my neighbour's not home,  Where you see me and then go away;
[Tue 00:56] <Sir Crapalot!> make sure you put up fluorescent billboard outside your house: ONLY COMELY WENCHES WELCOMED AS MY NEIGHBOURS; MELON BOOBS FTW
[Tue 00:56] <LL blown up with C4> just wish i can blow heir heads off
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: louislee1991 on August 05, 2008, 01:18:10 AM
[Tue 01:16] <Sir Crapalot!> ooops!
[Tue 01:16] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]>  Grin
[Tue 01:16] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> 'people will think'? 'people will KNOW'
[Tue 01:16] <Sir Crapalot!> right, goodnight 65th
[Tue 01:15] <Sir Crapalot!> omg... dex saved the conversation in a post... people will think i'm a loon
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: Reuben on August 05, 2008, 01:57:08 PM
Right I am obviously retarded cause I never understand any of these shoutbox things
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: ┼65□™ [579] on August 05, 2008, 03:27:41 PM
These ones:

[Tue 01:03] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> well, if i lived next 2u, not only would i ignore you like the plague, but you will probably find a signboard between our properties: "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors Shot Again."

[Tue 00:56] <┼65□™ [61-10]+[12-0]> Oh give me a home where my neighbour's not home,  Where you see me and then go away
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: louislee1991 on August 18, 2008, 09:43:48 AM
*removed for not being very classic at all*
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: louislee1991 on August 20, 2008, 08:00:15 AM
[Wed 00:33] <Lord Craptastic!> meh, he can post that schlock in VIP forum next time.. like his fugly post on Japanese Low-Cuts...
[Wed 00:23] <Erun> i want young girls gimme
[Wed 00:22] <Erun> wait is LL setting us up with girls? or we setting up LL with girls
[Wed 00:08] <┼65□™ [70-12]+[13-0]> but knowing LL, I'd end up with a damaged car, damaged shoes and a dead turtle
[Wed 00:07] <Lord Craptastic!> but our local standards are damn low; shouldn't be a problem
[Wed 00:07] <┼65□™ [70-12]+[13-0]> my car needs washing, my shoes need polishing, my turtle needs mud. 
[Wed 00:06] <Lord Craptastic!> 
[Wed 00:05] <┼65□™ [70-12]+[13-0]> SPM right? Anybody take bets on his Comprehension, Composition, Spelling and Grammer?
[Wed 00:04] <┼65□™ [70-12]+[13-0]> somebody with too much time during school holidays
[Tue 23:49] <Lord Craptastic!> Tora Tora Dating Agency thread deleted! 
[Tue 23:45] <Lord Craptastic!> oi TTG, when did bolehvpn forum become dating agency? stop this nonsense at once! 
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on August 29, 2008, 09:04:20 PM
[X][Fri 21:03] <louislee1991> OMFG?
[X][Fri 21:02] <Al Ankabut> Maybe*
[X][Fri 21:02] <Al Ankabut> Matbe Craptastic was right. Maybe they did ran...
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: louislee1991 on August 30, 2008, 12:01:48 AM
[Fri 22:15] <Lord Craptastic!> <louislee1991> vpn, is having isues again. please bare with it. crap, please report to admin <--- YOU DARE ORDER THE OMNISCIENT LORD CRAPTASTIC! AROUND?! FOOL! THOU SHALL PERISH! 
[Fri 21:37] <┼65□™ [77-19, 14-0, 469]> tahu pun! 
[Fri 21:24] <louislee1991> both?   lool
[Fri 21:23] <┼65□™ [77-19, 14-0, 469]> the brain or the pump?
[Fri 21:22] <louislee1991> sunday?
[Fri 21:22] <louislee1991> lol
[Fri 21:22] <dex-the-n00bslayer> urghh.. hibernation time. see y'all sunday.
[Fri 21:21] <dex-the-n00bslayer> louis'll need it if he's ever gonna bang "marai ozawa".
[Fri 21:20] <Al Ankabut> Oh it's 9:20 already? I GTG. Bye!
[Fri 21:20] <┼65□™ [77-19, 14-0, 469]> 'i plan to fatter my pipe soon andfter i change my core' = I'll use a penis pump after brain surgery.   
[Fri 21:19] <dex-the-n00bslayer> yes louis, marai. lol
[Fri 21:18] <dex-the-n00bslayer> box as in a computer situated at a datacenter off-shore
[Fri 21:18] <louislee1991> me love marai ozawa
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: ┼65□™ [579] on September 11, 2008, 01:50:03 AM
[Thu 01:42] <onephatcow> bah so much effort by both of you...just send 65th and his deathray lah
[Thu 01:41] <freeman> that one going to increase server workload Cheesy
[Thu 01:41] <freeman> ssh port 22
[Thu 01:41] <freeman> lol
[Thu 01:41] <Erun> like using SSH
[Thu 01:41] <Erun> i have some ideas up my sleeve
[Thu 01:41] <Erun> don't worry not out of options Tongue
[Thu 01:40] <freeman> >_>
[Thu 01:40] <freeman> gahh
[Thu 01:39] <Erun> didn't work
[Thu 01:39] <Erun> tried that
[Thu 01:39] <freeman> with cipher none also
[Thu 01:39] <freeman> can do udp but different port ?
[Thu 01:39] <Erun> throttled speeds
[Thu 01:38] <freeman> oo
[Thu 01:38] <Erun> doesn't seem to work
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 13, 2008, 09:45:09 AM
[X][Sat 09:42] <hammywong> is it possible force the peers become seeds??
[X][Sat 09:42] <Lord Craptastic!> read point #2: http://www.bolehvpn.net/forum/index.php/topic,61.0.html
[X][Sat 09:40] <Lord Craptastic!> besides, you've already answered your own question in the same sentence... DUH!
[X][Sat 09:37] <Lord Craptastic!> maybe you can force the peers to become seeders by sheer will alone? try it.
[X][Sat 09:31] <hammywong> anyone know why my download still slow...my seeds always less than peers
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 27, 2008, 11:36:03 AM
[Today at 11:24:08 AM] Dr Lee Chun Toi: /kick lorc craptastic
[Today at 11:24:28 AM] Dr Lee Chun Toi: /kick lord craptastic
[Today at 11:25:51 AM] Dr Lee Chun Toi: /whois furryness

i'm sorry, but that is just too funny. shoutbox = not IRC.  ;D
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: ┼65□™ [579] on September 27, 2008, 12:32:55 PM
should be:

/whoHAs furryness (please trim the shrubbery)  ;D
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 28, 2008, 11:15:22 PM
[Today at 11:04:52 PM] sleyer: vpn slow ler. ... admin can change to new ip?

I really did ROFLMAO for this one...  ;D
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 22, 2008, 08:26:04 PM
[Today at 07:30:17 PM] Empire Of The Rising Sun: Oh all the good times, my pus blows up and now i need to use laipe and norrent.
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: ┼65□™ [579] on November 07, 2008, 06:59:19 PM
┼65□™ [469]: apparently, the Obamas are picking out a pet: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/us_elections_2008/7714480.stm

[Today at 06:57:11 PM] ┼65□™ [469]: choosing from breeds such as the labradoodle, schnoodle, cockapoo or a goldendoodle

[Today at 06:57:18 PM] ┼65□™ [469]: what is this world coming to?

[Today at 06:57:50 PM] ┼65□™ [469]: we can recommend the Dogbert CrappyPoo : http://www.bolehvpn.net/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=77 Tongue
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on November 13, 2008, 03:19:11 PM
[Today at 03:17:54 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: dookiezz pulling my dick or not?
[Today at 03:23:55 PM] RAN: crappy, you can ask empire. he wants to save it
[Today at 03:24:22 PM] RAN: not your dick
[Today at 03:27:41 PM] RAN: YOu have saved dick and all.
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: RAN on November 13, 2008, 04:51:54 PM
Dexxy, where is the text in between? The whole thing made it hilarious.
Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: louislee1991 on November 13, 2008, 05:29:05 PM
[Today at 03:17:54 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: dookiezz pulling my dick or not?

[Today at 03:17:55 PM] dexbot.ra3: dun let doodoo handle chemicals lol

[Today at 03:18:01 PM] dexbot.ra3: LOL

[Today at 03:18:12 PM] dexbot.ra3: dookiez puling crap's dick? lol

[Today at 03:18:18 PM] ικμξΩάψφ®: err..

[Today at 03:18:21 PM] RAN: I was stunned for a moment

[Today at 03:18:29 PM]  * ικμξΩάψφ® total loss

[Today at 03:18:36 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: er, pulling my leg la...

[Today at 03:18:38 PM] RAN: LOLOL

[Today at 03:19:21 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: omg someone needs to save this conversation... will read when i'm depressed

[Today at 03:19:40 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: i am literally roflmao'ing

[Today at 03:20:10 PM] ικμξΩάψφ®: kekeke..

[Today at 03:20:24 PM] ικμξΩάψφ®: Crap .. u same class with Adrian Ang ah?

[Today at 03:20:38 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: er... so many adrians

[Today at 03:20:45 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: i can remember adrian tan...

[Today at 03:20:58 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: ang forgot already

[Today at 03:21:07 PM] ικμξΩάψφ®: adrian tan oso ... adrian tan is giant

[Today at 03:22:46 PM] ικμξΩάψφ®: blardy creampie routing

[Today at 03:23:06 PM] ┼65□™ [544]: oooh, we are deeply interested in your misguided childhood

[Today at 03:23:08 PM] dexbot.ra3: *Announcement: This shoutbox hour brought to you by the Penang Free School Old Boys' Association

[Today at 03:23:09 PM] ┼65□™ [544]: oooh, we are deeply interested in your misguided childhood

[Today at 03:23:13 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: holy shite! dex immortalised the dick-pulling! 

[Today at 03:23:55 PM] RAN: crappy, you can ask empire. he wants to save it

[Today at 03:24:22 PM] RAN: not your dick

[Today at 03:24:27 PM] RAN: this conversation

[Today at 03:24:40 PM]  * RAN blushes

[Today at 03:24:45 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: LOL

[Today at 03:25:00 PM] ┼65□™ [544]: ROTFLMAO

[Today at 03:25:01 PM] dexbot.ra3: LOL

[Today at 03:25:18 PM]  * dokidoki pening also

[Today at 03:25:21 PM] ┼65□™ [544]: issit endangered species?
[Today at 03:25:34 PM] dexbot.ra3: doki: just sit back and enjoy the show. lol

[Today at 03:25:52 PM] RAN: yes, endangered

[Today at 03:26:33 PM] Lord Schadenfreude: this is just classic, so many epic phailers... luckily can find humour in it... i remember being really upset about it... 

[Today at 03:26:46 PM] Empire Of The Rising Sun: ran, i saved all conversations from 1430 till now

[Today at 03:27:10 PM] RAN: there you go, crappy. 

[Today at 03:27:12 PM]  * ικμξΩάψφ® dont feel like saying anything at the moment.. 

[Today at 03:27:41 PM] RAN: YOu have saved dick and all.

[Today at 03:27:58 PM]  * RAN blushes again


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Title: Re: Classic quotes of the shoutbox
Post by: louislee1991 on November 14, 2008, 10:47:06 AM
Damn. I dont acess to the vip anymore.  :'( :'(