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Community: Hang out with the Boleh family => General Discussion => Topic started by: ┼65□™ [579] on June 28, 2008, 05:26:50 PM
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I put it 2u reuben, this is even better than the last one.
[Sat 17:31] <the65thsquare> *65 jumps off the wall* Fuck Tiu Cheong.
[Sat 17:16] <the65thsquare> i dint say that. i suggest you google again. this time type correctly.
[Sat 17:16] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> in my 7 yeras there, i dint know anything about that except finding a room with a few matereses and sexual equipmenst. i found those when i was standard 6. after my upsr
[Sat 17:15] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> i kbnow the meaning 65th, but how u know statutory rape heppns there?
[Sat 17:14] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> best if u school them at home
[Sat 17:14] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> including st john
[Sat 17:13] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> all malaysia school sucks
[Sat 17:13] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> lol
[Sat 17:12] <the65thsquare> LL, I'm feeling a little charitable right now so I'm gonna explain. statutory rape means that 30+ men like me don't go near underaged pussy. Not unless we want to spend some time in the Sungai Buloh Hilton looking at walls.
[Sat 17:10] <the65thsquare> im so not sending any future kids of mine to any malaysian school, even the expensive ones. WTF do they teach in there? Hang Jebat stories? jeez
[Sat 17:10] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> how did u know 65th?
[Sat 17:09] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> non of my frined told me about the statutury rape
[Sat 17:08] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> if i am not wrong they have the statutory in one of the flors of the badminton hall right?
[Sat 17:08] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> i already googled up already
[Sat 17:07] <the65thsquare> this is gonna be good when crappy and dex show up. Grin Grin Grin
[Sat 17:07] <the65thsquare> google!
[Sat 17:06] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> is it a girl named mandy?
[Sat 17:05] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> more info please
[Sat 17:04] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> nope
[Sat 16:53] <the65thsquare> yeah. havent u heard of statutory rape?
[Sat 16:48] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> if i am not wrong, there a tons of slut there right?
[Sat 16:47] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> lol
[Sat 16:29] <the65thsquare> if ur talking about that snotty school next door, i really dont know. I just hope that the next see4 'incident' happens there and erases that stain from the planet's surface
[Sat 16:16] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> 65th, how was ssg IU day?
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slut, slut, slut... where do i even begin? failed basic comprehension, did we? this is like asking for the wine-list and receiving the Kama Sutra in return...
erm, statutory rape = mandy? is LL mistaking statutory for statuary and saying that there are statues in the badminton hall that are periodically raped by girls named Mandy?
my mind is drawing a complete blank trying to comprehend this conversation... :D
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LOL at chat ;D
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I'm lost too.
???
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Maybe the convo makes sense if you take some magic mushrooms, dress in ridiculously tight clothing, then sit in a sauna for an hour. :)
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(http://www.bolehvpn.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=250;type=avatar)
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
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Easy! The bartender! :D
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Something i saw today:
There was a saying that if you have other nationalities working as domestic help in your household, chances are the following goes missing
Get Viets, dogs missing
Get Bangla, girls missing
Get Indon, money, missing
Get Chinese, husband missing
Get African, wife missing
But now its worse... this pilihan raya betui-betui kepala pusing!
Get Najid, Mongolian missing
Get Toyo, temples missing
Get Samy, shares missing
Get Rustam, pigs missing
Get Zainudin, info missing
Get Nazri, truth missing
Get Hisham, keris missing
Get Soi Lek, Viagra missing
Get Dr M, memory missing
Get Ka Ting, do nothing, every 'ting' missing
Get Badawi, always sleeping and missing
Get Tsu Koon, LP missing
Get Kit Siang, chilli padi missing
Get Anwar, tilam missing
Alamak, betui-betui kepala pusing
GET KHAIRY JAMALUDDIN... MALAYSIA MISSING!
;D Now that's creative! ;D
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wah lau
now everything missing aaa
nice one ;D
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ROFLMAO! That was fucking brilliant! 8) ;D
The Get Badawi one got me the giggles big time... :D
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(http://www.worth1000.com/entries/404500/404819NSur_w.jpg)
BEWARE YOU GAHMEN BIGOTS!
If kenot see, then check from here: http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=20125&display=photoshop
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[2009.06.22-15:44:59] <LL_Bank> cause i ahte mac os
[2009.06.22-15:45:28] <LL_Bank> it sucks huga ballas that the balls that he balll cant even withstand the sucking
[2009.06.22-15:45:48] <Wulffeh> sorry, me no speaka retardo
[2009.06.22-15:45:52] <Wulffeh> yousa speaka eenglish?
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huga ballas ftw
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Your cock reuben. tq
2009/7/2 BolehVPN Sales <sales@bolehvpn.net>
i mean rock. not cock. dont be offended
Via e-mail :D
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How'd you manage to convince one of your hoes to sign up for this service?
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[2009.07.29-15:53:05] <@Zoidberg> i always need my pipes filled otherwise i feel bad
[2009.07.29-16:19:30] <Morbo> hey, fake tits don't bounce well, yes?
[2009.07.29-16:19:31] * &Wolffeh bounces
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[20:18] <I_Want_More_HDD> the blue_spy is dl rig
[20:18] <I_Want_More_HDD> it will be on 24 hour
[20:19] <Merde> ummm... oookay...
[20:19] * Blue_Spy Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[20:19] <&Wolffeh> ROFL
[20:19] <Merde> ROFL
[20:19] <I_Want_More_HDD> wtf?
[20:19] <Merde> 24 hours my ass
fail yet megahilarious :D
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There's fail, and then there's LL. :P
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12/8/2009
[19:52:04] <~wolffeh> can't beef up a statement when said statement is missing due to author not knowing what the cock to write
[19:52:19] <@dexbot> lol
[19:52:39] <@dexbot> can't believe u managed to wriggle cock and beef in one sentence
[19:53:33] <~wolffeh> I iz master of writing extremely long damned sentences which do not use punctuation or take breaks but I'll damn well manage to wiggle anything I want into any sentence including beef n cock
[19:53:58] <@dexbot> lol
[19:54:14] <Antichrist> omg that's me!
[19:54:28] <~wolffeh> what you wiggle beef and cock into anything?
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16/8/2009
[2009.08.16-23:21:03] * @Redcoat humps LordSchadenfreude
[2009.08.16-23:21:04] <@LordSchadenfreude> hmmm i feel slightly better
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Heh, between the 3 of us we've come up with more crap in 3 months than you guys have in 1 year...
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18/8/2009
[2009.08.18-12:58:18] <@dexbot> borrow reub's epeen
[2009.08.18-12:58:24] <RAN> lol
[2009.08.18-12:58:26] <@LordSchadenfreude> LOL
[2009.08.18-12:58:39] <NixLeong> mine just back to normal...
[2009.08.18-12:58:40] <RAN> isn't it smaller?
[2009.08.18-13:15:50] <~Reuben> A hundred thousand sperm in me!
[2009.08.18-13:15:53] <~Reuben> hee hee
[2009.08.18-13:15:58] <~Reuben> ok that sounds wrong
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12/8/2009
[19:52:04] <~wolffeh> can't beef up a statement when said statement is missing due to author not knowing what the cock to write
[19:52:19] <@dexbot> lol
[19:52:39] <@dexbot> can't believe u managed to wriggle cock and beef in one sentence
[19:53:33] <~wolffeh> I iz master of writing extremely long damned sentences which do not use punctuation or take breaks but I'll damn well manage to wiggle anything I want into any sentence including beef n cock
[19:53:58] <@dexbot> lol
[19:54:14] <Antichrist> omg that's me!
[19:54:28] <~wolffeh> what you wiggle beef and cock into anything?
That's something like the new McD flagship burger. McD is now replacing beef with chicken in the Big Mac so as to be sensitive to the dietary requirements of the Hindu community. The resulting burger will be called the 'Big Cock'.
Imagine what a chat up line can now be: Honey, want a Big Cock Happy Meal?
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[14:52] <Mobster> and medusa was hot before she turned gorgon <--- :D
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[11:12] * Morbo whacks reuben with auntie's twat
[11:12] <antichrist> ROFLMAO
[11:13] <~Reuben> twat?
[11:13] <~Reuben> twat is a penis right
[11:13] <~Reuben> so u're hitting me with nothing?
[11:13] <Morbo> ROFLMAO
[11:13] <antichrist> ROFL
[11:13] <~Reuben> or is that a vagina
[11:13] <antichrist> omg i'm dying here
[11:14] * antichrist guffaws until cereal flakes dribble out the nostrils
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[Today at 06:07:58 PM] Reuben: my loins not so boleh
[Today at 06:08:11 PM] Reuben: pheremone not powderful enuf
[Today at 06:08:11 PM] RAN: mioaw mioaw lacking in gurls?
[Today at 06:08:27 PM] RAN: can buy artificial pheremones
[Today at 06:08:31 PM] dexbot.fallout3: that explains ur sudden epeen addiction
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Fun times in IRC
[14:23:45] <I_Has_Gone_Apeshits> i do dex
[14:23:50] <I_Has_Gone_Apeshits> just at night i keluar
[14:23:51] <I_Has_Gone_Apeshits> lol
[14:24:03] <@dexbot> eh since when u do me ah
[14:24:11] <~Reuben> HAHAHA
[14:24:12] <@Sir_Lance-a-Lot> LOL
[14:24:15] <@dexbot> twat
[14:24:18] <~Reuben> <@dexbot> eh since when u do me ah
[14:24:19] <&Wolffeh> rofl
[14:24:21] <lee-kun> [14:23] <dexbot> eh since when u do me ah <---- LL has sex with dex?
[14:24:24] * I_Has_Gone_Apeshits is lost
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[12:57] <LL> ITS OUT!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOT
[12:59] <@Godless> LL, you came out ah?
[13:00] <@Godless> liberating issit, so happy... :D
[13:01] <LL> YEAP
[13:02] <@Godless> OMG, really? congrats!
[13:02] <LL> lol
[13:02] <@Godless> did you tell your parents yet?
[13:02] <LL> no. btw, i am lost at wht ur saying? lol
[13:02] <@Godless> rofl