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Title: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: ┼65□™ [579] on June 28, 2008, 05:26:50 PM
I put it 2u reuben, this is even better than the last one.

[Sat 17:31] <the65thsquare> *65 jumps off the wall* Fuck Tiu Cheong.
[Sat 17:16] <the65thsquare> i dint say that. i suggest you google again. this time type correctly.
[Sat 17:16] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> in my 7 yeras there, i dint know anything about that except finding a room with a few matereses and sexual equipmenst. i found those when i was standard 6. after my upsr
[Sat 17:15] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> i kbnow the meaning 65th, but how u know statutory rape heppns there?
[Sat 17:14] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> best if u school them at home
[Sat 17:14] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> including st john
[Sat 17:13] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> all malaysia school sucks
[Sat 17:13] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> lol
[Sat 17:12] <the65thsquare> LL, I'm feeling a little charitable right now so I'm gonna explain. statutory rape means that 30+ men like me don't go near underaged pussy. Not unless we want to spend some time in the Sungai Buloh Hilton looking at walls.
[Sat 17:10] <the65thsquare> im so not sending any future kids of mine to any malaysian school, even the expensive ones. WTF do they teach in there? Hang Jebat stories? jeez
[Sat 17:10] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> how did u know 65th?
[Sat 17:09] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> non of my frined told me about the statutury rape
[Sat 17:08] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> if i am not wrong they have the statutory in one of the flors of the badminton hall right?
[Sat 17:08] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> i already googled up already
[Sat 17:07] <the65thsquare> this is gonna be good when crappy and dex show up.  Grin Grin Grin
[Sat 17:07] <the65thsquare> google!
[Sat 17:06] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> is it a girl named mandy?
[Sat 17:05] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> more info please
[Sat 17:04] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> nope
[Sat 16:53] <the65thsquare> yeah. havent u heard of statutory rape?
[Sat 16:48] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> if i am not wrong, there a tons of slut there right?
[Sat 16:47] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> lol
[Sat 16:29] <the65thsquare> if ur talking about that snotty school next door, i really dont know. I just hope that the next see4 'incident' happens there and erases that stain from the planet's surface
[Sat 16:16] <~~~Torrentslut~~~> 65th, how was ssg IU day?
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: Schadenfreude on June 28, 2008, 05:58:58 PM
slut, slut, slut... where do i even begin? failed basic comprehension, did we? this is like asking for the wine-list and receiving the Kama Sutra in return...

erm, statutory rape = mandy? is LL mistaking statutory for statuary and saying that there are statues in the badminton hall that are periodically raped by girls named Mandy?

my mind is drawing a complete blank trying to comprehend this conversation... :D
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: freeman85 on June 28, 2008, 07:58:30 PM
LOL at chat ;D
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: mediumsliced on June 28, 2008, 08:00:00 PM
I'm lost too.

 ???
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: onephatcow on June 29, 2008, 12:40:08 AM
Maybe the convo makes sense if you take some magic mushrooms, dress in ridiculously tight clothing, then sit in a sauna for an hour.  :)
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: foogray on June 30, 2008, 09:29:32 AM
(http://www.bolehvpn.net/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=250;type=avatar)
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: mediumsliced on June 30, 2008, 10:49:53 AM
Easy! The bartender!  :D
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: ┼65□™ [579] on July 12, 2008, 05:14:13 PM
Something i saw today:

There was a saying that if you have other nationalities working as domestic help in your household, chances are the following goes missing


Get Viets, dogs missing

Get Bangla, girls missing

Get Indon, money, missing

Get Chinese, husband missing

Get African, wife missing

But now its worse... this pilihan raya betui-betui kepala pusing!


Get Najid, Mongolian missing

Get Toyo, temples missing

Get Samy, shares missing

Get Rustam, pigs missing

Get Zainudin, info missing

Get Nazri, truth missing

Get Hisham, keris missing

Get Soi Lek, Viagra missing

Get Dr M, memory missing

Get Ka Ting, do nothing, every 'ting' missing

Get Badawi, always sleeping and missing

Get Tsu Koon, LP missing

Get Kit Siang, chilli padi missing

Get Anwar, tilam missing


Alamak, betui-betui kepala pusing

GET KHAIRY JAMALUDDIN... MALAYSIA MISSING!

 ;D Now that's creative!  ;D
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: kitsuna on July 12, 2008, 05:23:56 PM
wah lau

now everything missing aaa

nice one  ;D
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: Schadenfreude on July 12, 2008, 05:27:52 PM
ROFLMAO! That was fucking brilliant!  8) ;D

The Get Badawi one got me the giggles big time... :D
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: ┼65□™ [579] on July 12, 2008, 05:46:48 PM
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BEWARE YOU GAHMEN BIGOTS!

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Title: Re: Best Ever IRC Conversation
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on June 22, 2009, 06:35:32 PM
[2009.06.22-15:44:59] <LL_Bank> cause i ahte mac os
[2009.06.22-15:45:28] <LL_Bank> it sucks huga ballas that the balls that he balll cant even withstand the sucking
[2009.06.22-15:45:48] <Wulffeh> sorry, me no speaka retardo
[2009.06.22-15:45:52] <Wulffeh> yousa speaka eenglish?
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: Chris on June 24, 2009, 10:51:50 AM
huga ballas ftw
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: Reuben on July 02, 2009, 01:10:31 AM
Your cock reuben. tq

2009/7/2 BolehVPN Sales <sales@bolehvpn.net>

i mean rock. not cock. dont be offended

Via e-mail :D
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: Chris on July 02, 2009, 02:29:24 PM
How'd you manage to convince one of your hoes to sign up for this service?
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on July 29, 2009, 03:54:20 PM
[2009.07.29-15:53:05] <@Zoidberg> i always need my pipes filled otherwise i feel bad

[2009.07.29-16:19:30] <Morbo> hey, fake tits don't bounce well, yes?
[2009.07.29-16:19:31] * &Wolffeh bounces
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: Schadenfreude on August 08, 2009, 08:27:19 PM
[20:18] <I_Want_More_HDD> the blue_spy is dl rig
[20:18] <I_Want_More_HDD> it will be on 24 hour
[20:19] <Merde> ummm... oookay...
[20:19] * Blue_Spy Quit (Connection reset by peer)
[20:19] <&Wolffeh> ROFL
[20:19] <Merde> ROFL
[20:19] <I_Want_More_HDD> wtf?
[20:19] <Merde> 24 hours my ass

fail yet megahilarious  :D
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: Chris on August 08, 2009, 08:34:17 PM
There's fail, and then there's LL.  :P
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on August 12, 2009, 07:55:03 PM
12/8/2009

[19:52:04] <~wolffeh> can't beef up a statement when said statement is missing due to author not knowing what the cock to write
[19:52:19] <@dexbot> lol
[19:52:39] <@dexbot> can't believe u managed to wriggle cock and beef in one sentence
[19:53:33] <~wolffeh> I iz master of writing extremely long damned sentences which do not use punctuation or take breaks but I'll damn well manage to wiggle anything I want into any sentence including beef n cock
[19:53:58] <@dexbot> lol
[19:54:14] <Antichrist> omg that's me!
[19:54:28] <~wolffeh> what you wiggle beef and cock into anything?
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on August 16, 2009, 11:21:24 PM
16/8/2009

[2009.08.16-23:21:03] * @Redcoat humps LordSchadenfreude
[2009.08.16-23:21:04] <@LordSchadenfreude> hmmm i feel slightly better
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: Chris on August 16, 2009, 11:34:37 PM
Heh, between the 3 of us we've come up with more crap in 3 months than you guys have in 1 year...
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on August 18, 2009, 12:59:20 PM
18/8/2009

[2009.08.18-12:58:18] <@dexbot> borrow reub's epeen
[2009.08.18-12:58:24] <RAN> lol
[2009.08.18-12:58:26] <@LordSchadenfreude> LOL
[2009.08.18-12:58:39] <NixLeong> mine just back to normal...
[2009.08.18-12:58:40] <RAN> isn't it smaller?

[2009.08.18-13:15:50] <~Reuben> A hundred thousand sperm in me!
[2009.08.18-13:15:53] <~Reuben> hee hee
[2009.08.18-13:15:58] <~Reuben> ok that sounds wrong
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: ┼65□™ [579] on August 27, 2009, 03:41:41 PM
12/8/2009

[19:52:04] <~wolffeh> can't beef up a statement when said statement is missing due to author not knowing what the cock to write
[19:52:19] <@dexbot> lol
[19:52:39] <@dexbot> can't believe u managed to wriggle cock and beef in one sentence
[19:53:33] <~wolffeh> I iz master of writing extremely long damned sentences which do not use punctuation or take breaks but I'll damn well manage to wiggle anything I want into any sentence including beef n cock
[19:53:58] <@dexbot> lol
[19:54:14] <Antichrist> omg that's me!
[19:54:28] <~wolffeh> what you wiggle beef and cock into anything?

That's something like the new McD flagship burger. McD is now replacing beef with chicken in the Big Mac so as to be sensitive to the dietary requirements of the Hindu community. The resulting burger will be called the 'Big Cock'.

Imagine what a chat up line can now be: Honey, want a Big Cock Happy Meal?
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 03, 2009, 02:53:58 PM
[14:52] <Mobster> and medusa was hot before she turned gorgon <---  :D
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: Schadenfreude on September 15, 2009, 11:16:48 AM
[11:12] * Morbo whacks reuben with auntie's twat
[11:12] <antichrist> ROFLMAO
[11:13] <~Reuben> twat?
[11:13] <~Reuben> twat is a penis right
[11:13] <~Reuben> so u're hitting me with nothing?
[11:13] <Morbo> ROFLMAO
[11:13] <antichrist> ROFL
[11:13] <~Reuben> or is that a vagina
[11:13] <antichrist> omg i'm dying here
[11:14] * antichrist guffaws until cereal flakes dribble out the nostrils
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: dexbot.fallout3 on September 16, 2009, 09:26:01 PM
[Today at 06:07:58 PM] Reuben: my loins not so boleh
[Today at 06:08:11 PM] Reuben: pheremone not powderful enuf
[Today at 06:08:11 PM] RAN: mioaw mioaw lacking in gurls?
[Today at 06:08:27 PM] RAN: can buy artificial pheremones
[Today at 06:08:31 PM] dexbot.fallout3: that explains ur sudden epeen addiction
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: Chris on September 23, 2009, 01:58:26 PM
Fun times in IRC

[14:23:45] <I_Has_Gone_Apeshits> i do dex
[14:23:50] <I_Has_Gone_Apeshits> just at night i keluar
[14:23:51] <I_Has_Gone_Apeshits> lol
[14:24:03] <@dexbot> eh since when u do me ah
[14:24:11] <~Reuben> HAHAHA
[14:24:12] <@Sir_Lance-a-Lot> LOL
[14:24:15] <@dexbot> twat
[14:24:18] <~Reuben> <@dexbot> eh since when u do me ah
[14:24:19] <&Wolffeh> rofl
[14:24:21] <lee-kun> [14:23] <dexbot> eh since when u do me ah <---- LL has sex with dex?
[14:24:24] * I_Has_Gone_Apeshits is lost
Title: Re: Best Ever Chatbox Conversation
Post by: Schadenfreude on October 22, 2009, 01:05:49 PM
[12:57] <LL> ITS OUT!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOT
[12:59] <@Godless> LL, you came out ah?
[13:00] <@Godless> liberating issit, so happy... :D
[13:01] <LL> YEAP
[13:02] <@Godless> OMG, really? congrats!
[13:02] <LL> lol
[13:02] <@Godless> did you tell your parents yet?
[13:02] <LL> no. btw, i am lost at wht ur saying? lol
[13:02] <@Godless> rofl