Have you been online and not know what the others are typing? Is this one guy's typo (cough*LL*cough) causing you some serious mental damage? Here is a guide to understanding these typos. I hope you have fun reading this, as I have laughing at the fella who started them.
bollete = "bullets"
box = "boss"
experien = "experience"
huga balas = "huge balls"
ippatient = "impatient", NOT a patient of IP
jihat = "jahat", or "bad", "evil" in English (commonly seen on IRC typed by LL)
mornigs = "morning"
wilf = wolf, as in wolffeh, not "woman I'd like to..."
poslish = "polish"
borez = "bored, dumb?"
siliva = "saliva"
faceplam = "facepalm'
phams = understand
phafam = faham (BM for understand)
Common mistakes:
btw = "by the way", NOT between (commonly found on lowyat.net)
More will be added as they are discovered. Yes, some of them are rare.
Unexplainable typos (yet):cliack grils =
bombak =
(bombard & gombak has been suggested)