Now you may have noticed that I have been not as available as of late and been extremely bogged down with work. I can now finally reveal why.
Due to the continuous infringement notices we have been receiving, ever increasing server costs and to further protect our customer’s security, we have decided to relocate our servers to Kyrgyzstan where they have offered us an awesome deal with our own secure datacentre in the Tian Shan mountain range as part of their economic stimulus package encouraging foreign investors
We are assured that being at this high elevation would ensure a clearer view of the sky which would give satellite based internet connectivity that is not reliant on undersea cables and a fantastic top of the world view to boot. We hope to affect the switch within the next week or so as soon as they get their damn petrol electric generator going and we learn to figure out what Игрушка окно means. Seems to be printed on all our racks…
Update: Yes obviously an April Fool’s joke 😛 The Russian characters mean ‘Toy Box’ and if you notice the racks, they are empty!